As a rookie from the great Celestial Empire, Lu Chuan transmigrated.
His new self looked troubled. “As a fine young man raised on the fertile soil of socialism, how can I roast people?”
Super Roasting System: “...”
Lu Chuan's expression turned resolute. “You don't have to say another word. I, Lu Chuan, would rather starve, jump down from here, and die outside than roast anyone.”
Super Roasting System: “As long as you roast people, this System can help you show off, take flight, and soar into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun.”
Lu Chuan: “Uh... Actually, when it comes to roasting people, I'm not singling anyone out. Everyone here is a little brother. ‘Roast heaven, roast earth, roast the air,’ ‘five retorts a second,’ ‘radiating pure sass’: I can do it all. This is delicious!”
Super Roasting System: “@#￥%”
Hilarious laughs are coming your way to chase off the blues. You'll regret not reading it, and regret it even more after you do, because you'll be afraid of laughing...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
"Sister, my name is Chuan, my bow is stretched out, the distance is far away." Author, do you want to laugh me to death?
"Sister, my name is Chuan, my bow is stretched out, the distance is far away." Author, do you want to laugh me to death?