I Am a Divine Detective in the Tang Dynasty

Constables: "Prince of Liang, just as you instructed, we've found the criminals' hideout!"

Li Yin: "Idiots! How many times have I told you not to call me Prince of Liang? Call me Divine Constable!"

Cheng Zhijie: "Chang'an Magistrate, if you don't find the person who stole my spear within three days, I'll tear down your county office!"

Chang'an Magistrate: "Duke of Lu, you're asking the impossible of this humble official. I'm not the Prince of Liang!"

Li Yin: "Not Prince of Liang, Divine Constable, you idiot!"

Li Shimin: "Li Yin, you're a perfectly good prince, yet you've become a constable. This is a disgrace to the royal family. I must punish you!"

Li Yin: "Imperial Father, these are the reports gathered by the Six Fan School I established. The Prince of Qi is rebelling, the Crown Prince is about to rebel, and Princess Gaoyang is rebelling too..."

Li Shimin: "Hmm, well done. I knew I was right about you. You truly are one of my finest sons. I hereby appoint you the greatest Divine Constable under heaven. Keep up the good work!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.