He arrived in the world of Gensokyo with a knockoff phone and awakened a dimensional-trading chat group.
Sage of Six Paths: "As the only immortal in the whole group, I have to say, the pressure is immense!"
Gilgamesh: "Everything in my sight belongs to me!"
Lu Mingfei: "The blood of kings! Must end by the sword."
Tushan Susu: "Big Brother, Group Owner, do you have any more candy? It's so yummy!"
Qin Feng: "I do, I do. Zi Ma isn't home today, so I jxvhxjabdujsh…"
P.S. This life, I foolishly got into Touhou. Next life, I'll blow Gensokyo to pieces.
This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
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