"Brother Monkey, settle the balance, will you? One peach of immortality for a cartload of grilled kidneys, deal?"
"Sister Chang'e, has the original-flavor item I ordered from you shipped yet?"
Chen Fan became a civil servant in the Heavenly Court, joining the ranks of the immortals and traveling between the mortal and immortal realms.
Gods, immortals, demons: he takes them all down.
The men guard the house, and the women all warm his bed.
"Host, stop showing off and hurry up with your cultivation."
"Sure, sure."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
