Adorable Girls of Immortal Martial Arts

Xiao Bing, the Northern Heavenly King, subdues dragons with a single palm strike. The Demoness Dugu splits the nine heavens with her sword. The Holy Lord of the Ming Cult hangs nine suns across the sky to refine the universe. In front of the Moving Flower Palace, Yaoyue and Lianxing seek to ascend to immortality... This is a wildly transformed martial arts world, and Wei Chen, who has just transmigrated into the body of a "little eunuch," can't help feeling overwhelmed.

"How do I keep my manhood in front of the empress and her goddess aunt? Asking online, kind of urgent!"

Many years later, Wei Chen, the emotionless head of the Ming Dynasty's Eastern Depot, watches martial arts legends flock to the prison to turn themselves in. His heart remains unmoved; he even feels like laughing.

"So, can we take the day off today...?"

"What do you think, darling?" his many fate-defying wives ask with bright smiles.

This is rough. I forgot the login for my Shuke account, so I can't get in. I'll post it here for now.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.