The Invincible Dungeon Lucky Dog

I'm the chosen one, blessed with a Super Continent set, a Saint's Radiance set, a Hazy Sea set, and a Hebron set, wielding a +18 Death Ice Pillar. And you want to talk to me about girlfriends?

Can having a girlfriend increase my damage by 20%? If not, what use do I have for one?

If I lose my girlfriend, I can still play DNF. If I lose DNF, it's not like I can play my girlfriend instead!

Which matters more to you, me or the dungeons? Did you really think that question through? How much do I like DNF? How much do I like you? How full of yourself are you to compare yourself with DNF?

With Kazan's ghost hand tattooed on me, I leave mortal love behind for the rest of my life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.