The Best King of the Tang Dynasty with Different Surnames

If you have a top-notch system, you have to do top-notch ridiculous things. Take the princess to challenge the tiger. Peeing on Li Jing and Li Ji. Throw the Goguryeo envoys into the cesspit. Li Zhi: "Father, Yu Chiming stole my menstrual belt." Fang Xuanling: "Your Majesty, Yu Chiming stole the military talisman. It is said that he did it for fun." Cheng Yaojin: "Your Majesty, please listen to my explanation. That's not me. It was Yu Chiming pretending to be me and causing mischief?" After hearing this, Li Shimin was furious: "Here comes someone, take Yu Chiming out and chop him down." Li Zhi Fang Xuan Ling Cheng Yao Jin said in unison. "No, no, unless His Majesty, Father, kills me first!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.