Song of Ice and Sand in the Canyon

I want to go to college! No, you don't want to. I want to be a network administrator in Shanghai! No, you don't. I will become a top professional player! No, you won't. I must be the most popular anchor on the Internet! No, you don't necessarily. Then I definitely can't win the world championship... No, you are! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.