The Unreliable Antagonist of the Anime Crossover

As a villain, my daily job is obviously to make things difficult for the protagonists.

But wait, I'm doing bad things, right? So why are the protagonists gaining even bigger advantages?

I'm clearly part of the Villain Alliance, so why are the righteous girls lining up to welcome me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.