After getting drunk for a thousand years, I ended up transmigrating into the body of Li Tai, a short-lived prince?
No way. I'm going to change my fate and make a different life for myself!
What? The Turks want a princess for a political marriage? Damn them. I'll beat them until they dare call us father, but wouldn't dare become our sons-in-law!
What? Goguryeo keeps harassing the border? Damn them. I'll beat them until they bow down and submit!
What? The Tang dynasty is destined to fall after three generations, and Empress Wu will take power?
Take what? My woman? Then I'll still take Xu Hui!
Li Er clutched a globe and declared, "I want all the land on it!"
Cheng Yaojin stood on the territory of the island nation. "Bring me the cannons, quick! I want to sink that place!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
