Journey to the West: I Became the Eight Trigrams Furnace

As the only sentient treasure in the Six Realms, Zhang Ming lamented that he had not been born in the Primordial World.

The Jade Emperor: "You wish you'd been born in the Primordial World? Look at the mess you've made of the Heavenly Court! If you'd been born back then, Pangu wouldn't have even created the world!"

The Seven Fairies: "That lecherous furnace keeps peeking at Seventh Sister while she bathes, and it's always tempting her to descend to the mortal realm. Now she's missing!"

Chang'e: "I could overlook the furnace stealing tree bark, and I even put up with it stealing the Jade Rabbit's carrots. But can someone tell me where the Jade Rabbit is now?"

Yang Jian, the Erlang God: "Your Majesty, the Eight Trigrams Furnace has gone too far! It actually roasted Howling Celestial Dog! This is intolerable!"

The Dragon King of the Eastern Sea: "Your Majesty, this is bad! That furnace has descended to the mortal realm and stolen the Sea-Calming Needle!"

PS: This is a comedy-focused novel, a comedic Journey to the West.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.