A Venerable Celestial: Cultivate immortality? Go cultivate your damn immortality! If he doesn't die today, my inner demon will never be vanquished. What the hell is the point of cultivating?!
A Buddha from the Holy Land: Infinite longevity, my ass! Arhats and bodhisattvas, grab your weapons and get him! Even Buddhas get angry...
A Confucian sage: Forgive my bluntness, but you're a complete loser!
A Demon from the Demonic Cult: Damn it, get him!!! Which one of us is the demon here, me or you? Don't I deserve some respect?
This is the story of a scoundrel...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.