I was knocked out by an eraser after secretly reading novels on Feilu during class. When I woke up, I had transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms era and opened an inn with my little sister Diao Chan.
Fu Shou, Zhen Mi, Lingju, the Qiao sisters, Sun Shangxiang, and Cai Wenji all send me flirtatious glances as they compete for a single tube of lipstick.
Emperor Xian of Han, Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, Yuan Shao, and the others even go to war over a packet of instant noodles.
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei owe me countless drinks, yet they actually expect me to help them conquer the land. What a ridiculous fantasy.
Sima Zhao: "Great Ancestor, proclaim yourself emperor! I'm begging you!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
