I peeked at a novel in Feilu during class and was knocked unconscious by the blackboard eraser. I woke up and traveled to the Three Kingdoms, where I opened an inn with my sister Diao Chan.
Fu Shou, Zhen Mi, Lingju, Er Qiao, Sun Shangxiang, and Cai Wenji all made secret glances at me in order to grab a lipstick.
Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, Dong Zhuo, Cao Cao, and Yuan Shao even went to war over a pack of instant noodles.
The three brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang owe me a lot of money for drinks, and they actually expect me to help them conquer the world. It is simply a fantasy.
Sima Zhao: "Ancestor, please proclaim yourself emperor, I beg you!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
