Journey to the West: The Silver-Tongued Little Monk

Reborn in the dark world of Journey to the West, San Zang discovers that he has become a little monk. After encountering the Big Trickster System, he swallows Tang Seng from the start and sets off on the Journey to the West.

With his gift of silver-tongued persuasion and a holy light of deception, this guy is not only a bit of a rascal, but also incredibly annoying! He's always picking fights with people, then chatting about the meaning of dreams!

"Benefactor, wait! How about we join forces to storm the Southern Heaven and destroy the Buddhist Order?"

"Get lost!"

Wukong: Master, is it really okay for you to drink and eat meat like this?

San Zang: Amitabha. The wine and meat pass through the gut, while Buddha sits in the heart! So what?

Bajie: Then what's the deal with your lady wife?

San Zang: Ahem, she's just a feast for the eyes. She's all mine... I mean, she's my type, that's all. Through the gut, through the gut! Shh, don't tell anyone!

Sha Heshang: Master, Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother has been captured by a monster again!

San Zang: Shit! Wukong, grab your weapon! Open fire!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.