Me! The Storytelling King

Have you ever seen a strange boss who chops customers into mincemeat, then steams it into baskets of buns to sell?

Have you ever seen a strange doctor who has his love rival surgically altered into a pig and imprisoned on a farm?

Have you ever seen a strange orphan raised from childhood by giant dung beetles, making a living by piling up dung?

Have you ever seen a strange doctor keep his patients penned up and sew them together into a human centipede?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.