World's richest man: Li Fei, don't get carried away.
Li Fei: I've got stats.
World's greatest race car driver: Li Fei, don't get carried away.
Li Fei: I've got stats.
World's greatest gambler: Li Fei, don't get carried away.
Li Fei: I've got stats.
World's greatest martial artist: Li Fei, don't get carried away.
Li Fei: I've got stats.
World's greatest thief: Li Fei, don't get carried away.
Li Fei: I've got stats.
Caribbean pirate: Li Fei, don't get carried away.
Li Fei: I've got stats.
Mercenary leader: Li Fei, don't get carried away.
Li Fei: I've got stats.
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