Li Xiaofei never wanted to become a god, but somehow he became one anyway.
He became a proud guard general stationed at the Southern Heavenly Gate.
A god's life is dull and boring? Not at all. Whatever you want, you can get it from the mortal realm.
Watching Stephen Chow movies in Heaven, drinking 1982 Lafite, and eating instant noodles steeped in immortal spring water: life is actually pretty good.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
