Ye Feng, a graduate of a third-rate university, brings an arcade to the Tang Dynasty. The course of Tang history goes completely off track, and the dynasty’s generals go on a crazed campaign of conquest, all to earn money and enter a mysterious place called the Tang Dynasty Arcade.
Cheng Yaojin: “Ye, I’ll bring you three customers tomorrow. Can I play Metal Slug one more time for free?”
Ye Feng: “Free? Not a chance. Not in this lifetime.”
Ye Feng: “How am I supposed to know what you’re wearing unless you take it off? I’ll have to check!”
Wei Zheng: “Even if I die, I won’t play your game!”
Ye Feng: “What did you say?”
Wei Zheng: “It’s really fun.”
Li Shimin: “Ahem, Ye Feng, I’ve already spent more than ten thousand taels of gold. How come I still can’t beat you?”
Ye Feng: “How can you get stronger without spending money?”
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
