The most unhinged livestreaming novel of 2018, one the author keeps updating even while coughing up blood.
Zhou Hape: "Oh, Lu Zheng, I didn't mean to last-hit that minion."
Lu Zheng silently takes the kill, speechless as he looks up at the heavens. Even though everyone he duos with is a big streamer, why are they all so awful?
The top pro from the Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macau region, Ma Lao C: "Hehehe. If you ask me why I let that low-health guy get away, Little Lu, then you're the one who's clueless. I don't lose out this way. It'd be so lame if you killed him. I've made myself clear, right? You get what I mean."
Lu Zheng looks at his 0-3 record and completely loses it.
My System is weird. It can't make my teammates stronger. It can only turn them into one useless player after another, and then I have to carry them. So I have to keep a good attitude.
The director of some orphanage: Lu Zheng.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
