Naruto: The Goofy System

Other people's Systems do everything they can to make their Hosts stronger. My ridiculous System, on the other hand, is always looking for ways to get its Host killed.

You may be tyrannical and unreasonable, System, but I, Ling Quan, will never give in. Infinite chakra, invincible ninjutsu: hand it all over!

Akatsuki, Root, and even Black Zetsu and Madara, get on your knees! I have all five chakra natures: lightning, water, wind, earth, and fire. You have the Mangekyo, but I've got the Zero-kegyo. You have the Rinnegan, but I've got the Tiregan. Tsukuyomi is nothing; I'm immune! Try my Day-reading, the ultimate genjutsu! Amaterasu is trash; look at my Eartheratasu! Little boss, don't push your luck. You're the one who's going to die this time, you mangy pig. One last thing: Lu Benwei is awesome!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.