Jade Emperor: "All the people in the world are the king's ministers, and the shores of the land are all the king's soil."
Ren Bei put the knife on the Jade Emperor's neck: "Give you a chance to reorganize your language."
Jade Emperor: "..."
Tathagata: "I am the only one in heaven and on earth!"
Ren Bei drew his knife: "What did you say?"
Tathagata: "..."
Hongjun: "Beiyue Niubi!"
Ren Bei nodded with satisfaction.
Hongjun: "Are you done pretending? Can you put the knife away?"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
