Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, he failed to become a prince or general, but instead became the God of the Yellow River!
Mainly, there is something wrong with this river god! Dressed in blue and white plain clothes, with a round head, squinting eyes and a tendency to complain.
What has been awakened is the 100,000 bad joke system, which gains energy by collecting complaints!
So... "Young General Cheng Yaojin! Did you drop this golden axe, this silver axe, or this ordinary flat axe?"
"Dear General Li Jing! Do you want me to give you something? I've given you the ability to catch a sword with bare hands 100%!"
"Oh? Your wife is pregnant with a baby? Have you heard of King Kong Barbie? How about we name him Nezha!"
"Wait a minute, the River God is a low-level immortal? Don't you know, the Milky Way is also a river? It scares the baby to death..."
"Ah! A monk named Tang Xuanzang is coming to cross the river? Excuse me, where are the monkeys, pigs and bearded men following you?"
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
Reader comments
Brothers and sisters, let's tell a joke. The protagonist's car Digimon is set at supersonic speed and has actually accomplished a feat that cannot even be accomplished at the speed of light—traveling at least hundreds of light years in a few days! ! ! Author, the background here is the universe, do you understand?
Just like the title, after reading dozens of chapters, the main character is still a virgin. Don't call it a furnace system. If you think about it, you will break through and drive me to death.
God is in jail? Is the Tang Dynasty so smart?
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute.
The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely.
The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed.
The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute.
The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute.
The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute.
The young author, who did not update his articles, tied his hands and feet and hung them up, using leather whips, candles, and electric batons, and he screamed so cutely.
The only bad thing I always write about is Shuizhu.
As for Tanjiro's nose mentioned above, Tanjiro's nose was not particularly sensitive in the early stage. It was just like *, and gradually became stronger later on, and he began to be able to smell emotions and flaws.
So now it's normal to not smell the protagonist lying. When the plot of Demon Slayer Squad begins, it is already a few years after Tanjiro was exterminated.
The protagonist is too weak to suppress the people in the love apartment, and is a bit poisonous
I have nothing to say
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It would be great if this novel could be made into animation. I am talking about up-made and sand sculpture animation.
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Brothers and sisters, let's tell a joke. The protagonist's car Digimon is set at supersonic speed and has actually accomplished a feat that cannot even be accomplished at the speed of light—traveling at least hundreds of light years in a few days! ! ! Author, the background here is the universe, do you understand?
Just like the title, after reading dozens of chapters, the main character is still a virgin. Don't call it a furnace system. If you think about it, you will break through and drive me to death.
God is in jail? Is the Tang Dynasty so smart?
The little author, who is not updating the article, holds up his two ears, cuts the arteries and veins, and remains motionless, so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update his articles, inserts needles to destroy his brain and hangs him up. He sticks hydrochloric acid on his belly, and he crawls around so cutely. The young author, who doesn't update his articles, is locked up in a cage and given electric shocks after hanging his tail. It's so cute to feel sad and depressed. The young author, without updating the article, pinched the left and right breasts, cut open the thorax and performed a laparotomy, the blood was so cute. The young author, who did not update the article, was injected with anesthesia and tied up, and his cecum was cut and sewn up. His eyes were dull and so cute. The young author, if he doesn't update the article, digs out his eyes and lifts them up, cuts off his bladder and cerebellum, and his dying struggle is so cute. The young author, who did not update his articles, tied his hands and feet and hung them up, using leather whips, candles, and electric batons, and he screamed so cutely.
The only bad thing I always write about is Shuizhu. As for Tanjiro's nose mentioned above, Tanjiro's nose was not particularly sensitive in the early stage. It was just like *, and gradually became stronger later on, and he began to be able to smell emotions and flaws. So now it's normal to not smell the protagonist lying. When the plot of Demon Slayer Squad begins, it is already a few years after Tanjiro was exterminated.
The protagonist is too weak to suppress the people in the love apartment, and is a bit poisonous
I have nothing to say
About "Datang: River God Spare His Life" written by Jin Di Gua Yin Di Gua Chapter 92 The King of Hell is thinking too fast, it's a sheep! ... Chapter Comments.
It would be great if this novel could be made into animation. I am talking about up-made and sand sculpture animation.
Commentary on Chapter 187: Vomiting Reaction after Being Kissed in "Entertainment: Photographer, You Know Photography" written by Shanhai Wuxiao.
"I!" Is about the zombie live streaming in the city. Spokesperson of the Underworld" Chapter 88 Something happened to Meng Jiayi! (Please order first, please customize!) Chapter review.
Commentary on Chapter 25: What Love Does a Poor Person Have in "Joining a Love Show with My Rival Yang Mi and She Got Pregnant" written about not eating salt or taking medicine.