What!!! You say the Nine Heavens Origin Emperor wants to take me as his master? Lin Tian looks at the hundreds of mighty disciples from the Myriad Worlds seated before him, shakes his head, and tells him to settle for an honorary spot for now.
What!!! You say the Holy Maiden of the Flower Pool wants to marry me, bringing her whole entourage of best friends? Lin Tian glances at the endless line of beauties outside the palace and sighs. Tell her to get in line.
What!!! You say strange omens have appeared across heaven and earth, and a divine artifact has manifested? Lin Tian looks at the spatial rings already piled high with treasures and waves a hand. Let the others have it this time.
What!!! You say rumors are spreading throughout the Myriad Worlds that I'm the universe's number-one, super-invincible handsome man?
Lin Tian crushes the priceless colored-glass goblet in his hand and roars:
Who let this secret slip!!!
Note: This is a hilarious story about how Lin Aotian comes to dominate the Myriad Worlds.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
