The First People's Hospital of the Tang Dynasty.
I'm the director, Bao Xiaotian.
Miss, need a shot? Some medicine?
Feeling down and looking for company?
As long as you're pretty, we offer everything from registration to treatment.
On holidays, the director personally visits to show his care.
Hey, pregnant beauty, interested in a painless abortion?
I've got a full set of imported equipment. Heart, spleen, kidney transplants, you name it.
Young man, want to change your body?
As for the kids, we can take them in if they have a pretty older sister. Big brother never lies.
Elderly folks? Please make way. Sun Simiao next door can treat you too, thanks!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
