Go Die, Ah Li!

What's the big deal about courting death?

I can do it three times a day, with every meal, and still be fine!

The key is, no matter what I do, I won't die! And I have a busty goddess by my side!

What's the big deal about the Old Lord of Heaven?

Even the Jade Emperor can't do a thing to me!

Watch me stir up trouble in heaven and earth, with ever more outrageous stunts that shock the world!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.