The Pits of Fantasy Are All over the World

The geese plucked their feathers, the beasts left their skins, looted the earth, and kidnapped the heavens. In that year, the wicked Ji Feng struck all the heavens and achieved eternity, making all the creatures in the world feel that the future was unprecedentedly gloomy! "I, you, the Infinite Lord, beat me with a sap every three days, stripped me down to my underwear once every five days, and even ransacked the tomb of my previous life. How can I be invincible!?" The unscrupulous Taoist priest looked up to the sky and sighed, hating the unfairness of the road! "I've seen him. He stole my beast's milk and snatched my phoenix marrow when I was a child. It's so wicked." Said a certain Emperor Huangtian who did not want to be named. "Back then, when I was taking a bath by the river, he saw that my obscene clothes were made of Immortal Silk, so he walked away..." Said a certain dishonest daughter-in-law. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.