Spare Me, God of Misfortune

Choke on water?

Get bitten by a dog when you leave the house?

Fall into a ditch while walking?

Get fired for arriving late to work?

Have your girlfriend break up with you for no reason?

None of that is anything to worry about.

If you cross me, you'll realize that everything you've suffered so far was just the prologue to a novel. The truly exciting parts are still to come...

"I hereby declare that from now on, today will be Bad Luck God Day around the world. You'd better all watch out!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.