"Daoist Yang Mei, could I scan you?"
Yang Mei stared in confusion, turned around, and saw Jin Yun approaching at top speed with a friendly smile. He bolted!
Damn it, back then, believing those words was exactly how he ended up as the One-Armed Daoist!
"Ancestor Minghe, could I scan you?"
Minghe shuddered violently and, without a second thought, split into billions of drops of blood before hiding in the Sea of Blood, never to show himself again!
Damn it all, believing those words back then was exactly how he ended up as the Iron-Crutch Ancestor!
"Hongjun? Laozi? Yuanshi? Tongtian? Let me scan..." Jin Yun watched the crowd fleeing and scratched his head innocently.
"Brother Jin Yun, scan me, scan me!"
"Brother Yun, I can be scanned too..."
"Jin Yun! If you don't scan me, I'll put on a show as your cloud-riding knight!"
Nuwa, Xihe, Yuanfeng, and the other women surged forward all at once!
As Jin Yun kept batting away the women's hands as they groped him, he felt...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
