Marvel: I'm a Slacker

Tony: "Hey, Chris, I'm dying. Help me."

Chris: "I'm just a couch potato. There's nothing I can do for you."

Spider-Man: "Chris, my good buddy, help me defeat The Lizard."

Chris: "No time."

Nick Fury: "Chris, the Avengers need you."

Chris: "I'm just a couch potato. Stop coming to me for everything."

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