"Ding! Quest issued: Become the most powerful emperor!"
"Being emperor sounds exhausting. I don't want to be emperor. Can I be the Prince of the Blood instead?"
"No. Quest failure means your dick gets chopped off!"
"Shit! Then... can I be the man of an empress?"
"...That works!"
Shen Dang let out a sigh of relief, then turned to the princess and said:
"Princess, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Wu Meiniang..."
This is the story of someone who set out to farm and accidentally raised an empress for the ages.
It's damn good!
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
