The Myth of Immortal Martial Arts in Online Games

Monster: "Stop, rob! Hand over the spiritual treasure in your hand!" Lin Yu: "What's on your hands? Too little is not enough? This is robbing, not begging!" Monster: "Then, hand over everything?" Lin Yu: "It's best to take off your clothes, what do you think?" Under the gaze of Lin Yu and the army of puppets that suddenly appeared around him, the demon who was attacked took off his clothes while wiping away his tears... Jade Emperor: "How dare you, you evildoer, to cause trouble!" Lin Yu: "Old man, don't talk nonsense. Didn't I just sleep with a few of your daughters? I didn't sleep with your wife. You can't slander me. I'm a human, not a monster, and I'm not a shemale!" Jade Emperor: "You dare to quibble, where is Yang Jian! I order you to lead one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to capture him for me!" Lin Yu: "Are you sure?" Yang Jian: "Your Majesty, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals are totally not enough. Please forgive me for not obeying your order!" Jade Emperor: "..." This is a... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.