A knife from the start, and all your gear comes from loot drops! Going green, going green, 999 damage with one slash! In just three minutes, you'll be just like me, falling in love with the grass over your head!
Daji, could you put some clothes on before you talk to me?
Shishi's here too. Quick, get to it! Wait, why are you getting handsy? I said "sit," not "do it"!
Diaochan, hurry up and pour tea for our esteemed readers!
What? You don't want to?
Sigh, none of you gives your husband the respect he deserves. I guess I'll just go write...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
