In the Northern Sea, there is a fish called Kun.
The Kun is so huge it won't fit in a single pot.
It transforms into a bird called Peng.
The Peng is so huge it needs two barbecue grills,
one for the secret marinade, one for the spicy seasoning.
Grab a bottle of Snow Beer, and let's roam the ends of the earth together.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
