One day, Mr. Wang stood on the stage of the world's biggest livestreaming platform, full of confidence and brimming with energy.
Reporter: Mr. Wang, what do you hate most in life?
Mr. Wang: Money has been a constant bother throughout my life. If I get another one, all I want to say is: Go away, you damn banknotes!
Reporter: ...
Reporter: Mr. Wang, is there anything you'd like to say to yourself?
Mr. Wang: Sometimes I ask myself why I was born so handsome. Then I figured it out. God wants to teach the world a lesson: I'm a man you'll never get!
Reporter: ...
I came, I saw, I conquered! I'm Wang Lang, and I endorse myself. Don't ask me why I endorse salt instead of vinegar!
Bystander: Streamer, please stop showing off!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
