Great Tang: A Dog-Head Guillotine from the Start

After transmigrating to the Tang dynasty during the Zhenguan era, I become a minor official with a dog-head guillotine that spares no one.

On my very first day, I chop off the head of Cheng Yaojin's son, Cheng Chubi, and earn ten thousand experience points. This seems to cause a huge mess. No, it's a great start.

"Host, this person's head is worth twenty thousand experience points. You can execute him. The reason..."

"Host, this is a treacherous official. His head is worth fifty thousand experience points. You can execute him. The reason..."

"Host, this prince is planning a rebellion. His head is worth five hundred thousand experience points. Dare to execute him?"

"System, tell me, how many experience points is Li Er's head worth?"

"At least one hundred million."

"Then don't blame me. Heh heh..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.