"What?! You want this genius to play dumb?! Let me make this perfectly clear: no way!"
"Li Zhenjian! Do you still want to win back your first love, Xiaoxue?"
"System, you win! Once I win her back, I'm beating you until you look like a pig!"
During the math quiz, Li Zhenjian picked his nose with his thumb, drooled, and stared at his deskmate Liu Muyi's pale, lovely thighs.
Before long, Liu Muyi's face had turned bright red. She glared fiercely at Li Zhenjian, then bent her head and focused on the test again.
"Ding! Detected an unbelievably lame act of playing dumb. Foolishness +1. Host, keep up the good work. An accurate estimate indicates that winning back your first love, Xiaoxue, will take about 100 Foolishness points!"
With tears in his eyes, Li Zhenjian pulled a die from his pocket. It came from his mom's mahjong table. He spun it on the desk, and it stopped on five. Li Zhenjian picked up his pen and marked E for the multiple-choice question.
And so, the once-brilliant young genius became the target of bullying by the kids at the neighborhood kindergarten.
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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
