Changsun Chong: "Li Ze, give me back my cousin!"
Fang Yiai: "Li Ze, give me back my Gaoyang!"
Li Shimin: "Dear son-in-law, look, you've married so many of my daughters. How about you stop trying to take Meiniang from me?"
Li Ze: "I'm not targeting anyone in particular. I just want to say: 'Anyone who tries to steal my women is trash!'"
Changsun Wugou: "Ze'er, my illness has flared up again. Come to my chambers and examine me. We can have a more intimate discussion."
Xiao Yuan: "Young Master, I'm not a little girl anymore. You can pick me now."
Li Lizhi: "Consort, find a few more concubines. I can't take any more!"
Gaoyang: "Husband, let's study Tang culture together tonight and unlock some new positions!"
Meiniang: "Young Master, come on! Let's have some fun! Little Rooney, come here, please! Yinyin!"
This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The author's subject matter is very good, but do you talk to your grandpa like this at home?