Changsun Chong: "Li Ze, give me back my cousin!"
Fang Yiai: "Li Ze, give me back my Gao Yang!"
Li Shimin: "Xian son-in-law, look, you have married so many of my daughters. Don't you want to rob Meiniang from me?"
Li Ze: "I'm not targeting anyone, I just want to say: 'Everyone who competes with me for women is a jerk!'"
Changsun Wugou: "Ze'er, I've been sick again recently. Come to my bedroom and show me, and we can have an in-depth discussion."
Xiaoyuan: "Master, I'm not young anymore. It's time to pick."
Li Lizhi: "Husband-in-law, find more concubines, I can't bear it anymore!"
Gao Yang: "Husband, let's study the culture of the Tang Dynasty together tonight and unlock new postures!"
Mei Niang: "Master, come on! Be happy! Rooney is in charge, yum yum yum!"
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This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
