Xuanhuan: I Don't Want to Cultivate!

A work by Chengzi: guaranteed to be irreverent.

Ye Feng transmigrated to a new world, where everyone had entered an era of martial arts cultivation.

The weak are prey to the strong, and might makes right!

An irreverent System! Its mission: absolutely do not cultivate!

Ye Feng: "Not cultivate in a fantasy world? Are you trying to get me beaten to death?"

System: "Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have gained ** years of lifespan and 999+ uses of 'Serious Punch,' which can instantly kill enemies of any realm. Physical resistance +1000!"

Principal: "This Heavenly Martial Stele is a sacred relic passed down from ancient masters. The academy relies on it to test everyone's cultivation realm."

Principal: "What the hell! The Heavenly Martial Stele is crying! It recognized its master!"

Martial Venerable: "Young man, become my disciple and cultivate under my guidance. Given time, you'll grow as powerful as the Demon Heaven Martial Saint!"

Ye Feng: "Tell that Demon Heaven Martial Saint to come here. Let's see if he can take one punch before he starts talking."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.