The Tang Dynasty's Bootleg Myth

Li Kuan was the only legend of the Great Tang, earning the people's praise, the aristocratic clans' fear, and the court's favor.

He was a literary legend, composing a hundred poems over a jug of wine and compiling the Comprehensive Mirror to Aid in Government. No one in the world could match his talent or knowledge.

He was a war legend. He trained the White-Robed Army, which never lost a battle and never failed to conquer its foes. The Eastern Turks, Goguryeo, Wa, Tubo: there was nothing he couldn't defeat, only what he didn't want to fight.

He was an innovation legend. Horseshoes, movable-type printing... The ideas in his head were beyond anything a bunch of ordinary people like you could imagine.

He was a romantic legend. The Romance of the Western Chamber, The Peony Pavilion, Romeo and Juliet: he made every beauty in the Great Tang weep, and they all dreamed of him as their ideal lover.

Li Shimin, Li Ji, Li Jing, Yuchi Gong, Zhangsun Wuji, Cheng Zhijie, Fang Xuanling, and other celebrated ministers and generals sat in a circle, glaring at Li Kuan with displeasure.

"Tell us, what else can't you do?"

Li Kuan: I suppose I can't give birth.

Everyone promptly collapsed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.