Xu Zhe accidentally binds himself to the Global Task Assignment System, gaining the ability to assign tasks to everyone in the world.
If the recipient fails the task, they will be punished. If they complete it, Xu Zhe gets the reward.
From then on, Xu Zhe spends his days at home, dishing out tasks like crazy.
"President of the United States, livestream yourself stripping in front of the White House."
"Prime Minister of Japan, eat three pounds of shit in the Yasukuni Shrine toilets."
"National goddess, come to my room at eight tonight."
You won't strip? You won't eat? You won't come?
Failure penalty: Your butt will grow on your face. This novel has a somewhat dark tone, and the protagonist is ruthless. Enter at your own risk. Go away if you're a bleeding heart!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
