The King of Surviving in the Wild While Lying Low

There’s a professional PUBG player who always plays duos with his wife.

He never picks up a gun, yet nobody can kill him. He spends the whole match running all over the map, but never dies. He gets zero kills, yet wins every single chicken dinner and ranks in the top ten on the whole server!

He’s the strongest... passenger to a chicken dinner!

Other guys live off their wives, but Luo Tian gets carried to a chicken dinner by his wife every match.

Someone yelled furiously, “Luo Tian, you bastard! If you’ve got the guts, come to the airport and fight me! What kind of man hides behind his wife?”

Hiding in his wife’s little room and listening to the artillery fire outside, Luo Tian replied calmly, “I get carried to chicken dinners by my wife through my own skill. Why should I fight you?”

Someone else jeered, “Luo Tian! China has a one-wife policy. You’ve married so many women, I’m reporting you!”

Luo Tian slapped him right back. “All my wives are legally married to me. Go report your sister!”br..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.