Internet romance writer Su Hao had no inspiration for his writing, so he went to a small website looking for ideas. In the end, he couldn't hold back the primordial force within him and went to the bathroom to take care of his needs. But he accidentally died from excessive ejaculation, and somehow transmigrated too.
His transmigration was no small matter: he ended up one hundred million years in the prehistoric past, as a Tyrannosaurus that had just hatched.
With the battle motto “Screw the heavens, screw the earth, and screw the air when you're bored,” Su Hao discovered that seemingly every creature was stronger than he was.
He raised a pet Kun, and leveling up depended entirely on swallowing. Swallow the heavens, swallow the earth, swallow himself... Well, it even wants to swallow its master...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
