When a Red Alert vehicle charges into World of Warcraft,
I, Xu Xiao, will command every race and build a museum of Warcraft's peoples!
I'll punish every god. I, Xu Xiao, will slap their left cheek and make them offer up the right!
Wait a second, Base, what did you say? Conquer the stars and seas?
Hold on, what's this mission to conquer all the worlds?
What a rip-off!
P.S. Warcraft and Red Alert include derivative works, both official releases and all kinds of mods!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
