One plate of egg fried rice, and an old man wants to marry his granddaughter off to him.
One bowl of hand-pulled noodles, and the internet hails him as the modern God of Cooking.
One barbecue, and mutant beasts bow at his feet.
One culinary duel, and a beauty drops to her knees, clinging to his leg and insisting he take her as his disciple.
"Hey, beauty, what are you doing? That's not my leg you're holding, it's my..."
"Don't move. If you won't agree, I'll keep holding on, and then I'll just bite..." The beauty opened her mouth, ready to bite off a certain something of his.
A mature beauty wrapped her arms around his neck. "Chen Ran is mine. No one can take him away."
"All right, all right. I agree, I agree to everything. I'll take whoever comes, okay?" In this day and age, it's really hard to be an innocent man.
His charm is too great, and he can't refuse, so all he can do is...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The author is mentally retarded and can't walk when he sees a woman.