Xiao Jian, an Earthling, transmigrates bodily to a parallel world, where killing people earns him shares.
"Ding! Congratulations, Host, for killing a famous player! You have randomly obtained a 35% stake in Penguin Holdings!"
Xiao Jian: "Tch, becoming the world's richest man is way too easy in this world!"
New missions:
1: Get over a million viewers on a livestream.
2: Run naked around the neighborhood.
System: "The Host is advised to choose Mission 1."
Xiao Jian: "I choose 2! The Host will never be a slave!"
System: "???"
"Ding! The draw is over. Congratulations, you've won professional dung-shoveler proficiency!"
Xiao Jian: "???"
System: "Come on! Let's hurt each other!"
A story of a mischievous System and its shameless, lecherous Host, locked in a love-hate relationship. Five updates every day. Please add it to your collection, I'm begging you!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
