Ying Zheng: "Four hundred thousand troops couldn't do a thing to one little shop! When will I finally get my hands on an Immortality Egg?"
Liu Bian: "Cao Aman has gone too far! Go to that little shop and buy me ten Great Strength Ox-Demon Pills. I want to beat him to death!"
Li Shimin: "Guanyinbi, do you think I could marry off our daughter to him and lure him into joining my Great Tang?"
Zhu Houzhao: "I heard that Liu Jin, that bastard, ate a whip sold by that shop and grew a dick! Is he trying to usurp the throne? Bring me a pair of scissors. I'll cut it off!"
Jiang Zhe: "Come on over and take a look! There's nothing you can't buy, and nothing you can think of that we don't have!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
