Eat Dirt, Dung Beetle!

Eat shit? Not a chance. Not in this lifetime.

Half an hour later, sitting on the ground and chewing with his mouth full, Dao'er gazes cheerfully at the pile of feces before him and says, "It's delicious! This shit tastes so good!"

Remember, don't read this before or after a meal. This is the perfect story for late-night dieting!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.