The Unrighteous, Foolish Ruler of the Primordial World

A chain of explosions creates a King Zhou with an "evil aura," and he launches into all sorts of wicked deeds:

By day, Ji Chang is the Earl of the West; by night, he's a male prostitute.

He alters the clothes on the statue of the goddess Nuwa, adds a pet collar inscribed "Property of King Zhou Only," and reaps indescribable rewards.

With a man's rod of judgment, he saves Daji. He acquires Tu Shan Yaya and the Fox in Feathers.

He kills Shang Rong and summons Shang Yang.

He destroys Bi Gan and obtains the Seven Deadly Sins.

He exterminates Yuan Futong and is rewarded with a demon beast army.

The rebels rise up and proclaim to the world: "King Zhou, you wicked tyrant! You defy the Heavenly Dao and disrespect the sages! You murdered your father and slept with your mother, rode your elder sister and embraced your younger sister, killed your brother and took his wife, slept with your aunt and toyed with your mother's sister, kept demon women in captivity, favored witches, enslaved immortals... You launched massive construction projects and buried prisoners of war alive..."

After the war, Shen Gongbao, acting on King Zhou's orders, confers divine titles: "I name Zhunti the Madam of Black Mountain, Jieyin the pimp of the Western brothel, Yuanshi Tianzun the debt-collecting harbinger of doom, and Taishang Laojun the aphrodisiac peddler..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.